Trump’s daily schedule released

10:00 – 11:30 AM: 

  • Wake up; shower; shave; dress; breakfast

11:30 AM – 12:00 Noon: 

  • Tweet ignorant, hate-filled tweets

12:00 Noon – 1:00 PM:

  • Aides deliver Big Macs, fries, Diet Coke

1:00 PM – 11:30 PM: 

  • Watch Fox;
  • Tweet Fox content;
  • Call Putin
  • Watch OANN
  • Tweet OANN content